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1) Why are Germans so damn smart?

2) If I ever get married, maybe in 20 years or so, my wedding song will most definitely be “Magic” by Colbie Caillat. A beautiful song that sounds like honey flowing over rocks and sung by a stunning woman.

3) I decided to stop hating on America and Americans so much. I mean they do blow at football, but I’m American so I guess I should be more patriotic. Anywho, I’m going to travel to Ocean City and Virginia Beach during my vacay, instead of being spoiled and only traveling internationally. This decision was very burdensome, just to let you guys know lol.

Hope everyone’s doing well (the 2 or 3 people that actually reads my Tumblr lol).